Elon Musk on Shark Tank: how would it go?

Mr. Elon Musk enters the Shark Tank set and says:

Hi sharks, my name is Elon Musk. My company — well, you all know it, and some of you may own our cars too — is Tesla. I am here to raise 5 billion dollars for a 10% equity stake in my company. But if youcan’t spare 5 billion dollars, I am still interested in your free advice!

Let me introduce you to our newest model — Model 3. We made this model to be our most affordable electric car — starting at approx. $50K, and if you want the good stuff like autonomous driving, you are looking at approx. $60K or more. Still affordable, right? At least to you guys, this is peanuts!

Mark Cuban of Shark Tank

Mr. Musk continues:

So, why I am on Shark Tank? Well, the traditional carmakers are catching up to…